This is bigger than you Peter.

woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

paulsgroovypalace:

sometimes i forget i have followers 

like

i post something

and people see it????

real people?????? in real???? places?????? who are you??????????????????????

hello yes i run blog

kid-n0thing:

This shit is clean g

The Last of Us | Seasons

# jn

vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK

# jn
# jn

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

foreign-galaxy:

alienbugbabe:

st0rmings:

lushmilk:

“oh yeah let’s go out today oh oops first i have to walk through this water with seastars ok” 

i’d just lie there in the water 

I’d love this actually

i think you mean starfish

howidiotic:

yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

HW